Hilarious reviews of ODST

Some noob who clearly knew nothing about Halo and it would seem never played the game did a review of HAlo 3 ODST and it's really funny. It's so full of factual errors and lack of basic information that it's funny.

Here are the exact words.

poor-WEAK- marine weaponsNov 07, 2009
this is terrible weapons array for the marine as "ODST."
with the exception of the pistol and the sniper weapons,
and its pretty hard to run around with a sniper rifle use as a assault weapon,
the piston work really good with headshots and zoom-in. the battle rifle sucks,
why would you muffled-it, by doing so, you decrease the range of the rifle...
I opted to use more of the covenant weapons-especially the "green rifle."
or the plasma rifle...from the elite... the other weapon is good is the lazer rifle
for taking out the tanks for the covenant, other than that, the ODST weapon is weak use as
as a assault weapon...

I like how he thinks the Suppressed smg is the battle rifle and how he talks about an elite weapon even though elites don't exist in the game(or at least you don't fight them) I found this really funny and I hope you did too. This was found at Bungie's online store as a customer review.

Here is another one:

Trash!Nov 07, 2009
This game is not good. I never played the original Halo 3 game. But I played 1 and 2. I rented this game from blockbuster and I'm very happy I did. Let me start off with the online mode. Their's nobody online to play with and that's strange to me. The storymode isn't that great, I didn't beat it but I got bored of it. Stick with the original Halo 3 game. Cause playing ODST feel's like I played the original Halo 3. And I didn't even play the original Halo 3. This game is not even worth renting. This game is trash but Halo 1 and 2 were classic. Spend your money on Call of Duty: Modern warfare 2 when it come's out. Look past this game please.

This one is funny because he is complaining about people not being online when there is no matchmaking, this either means he is retarded or doesn't have any friends.

both of these were found here