Sunday, September 20, 2009

Biggest issues with Xbox live

Most of this is noticed from Cod4 and Halo 3 but this can also be applied to any other competitive game. 

Trashtalkers: You know those guys who come in a game and instantly call everyone a faggot, or a punk ass bitch? Those people who even though you just beat them 10-2 still consistantly call you and your team names? Yes, these little retards plague Xbox live, and because of their abundancy they infect people, usually little 12-13 year old bitches who just got on xbox and started calling people the "N" word and shit like that.

Homophobes: although this is basically a form of trashtalking I felt it's rampant enough to warrant its own section. These are those people who call everyone a fag, say "that's gay" about everytime they die and ruin the game for everyone. This really pisses me off because I have a gay friend and he is really nice.I often explain o these people that being homophobic is stupid and just makes them seem like a 1960s Republican. Or any republican for that matter.

n00bs: No, I don't mean newbs. A newb is someone who just got a game and has neve played before, they aren't very good and bring the team's score down, but eventually they learn and everything is good. Everyone s a newb at some point. A n00b is someone who sucks from the release date to years after and still think they are all that. People who brag about Hyabusa armor, or beating Halo 3 on legedary, nobody cares really we don't. I have every armor perm for the Spartan and Elite model excluding Recon, but I don't say shit. Why? because I'm not the best at Halo, but I'm definitely not  n00b.

Screamers: Before puberty but still allowed to play Halo, screamers often fill both n00b and the screamer, as well as sometimes the trashtalker position. They are anoying even when not trying to be. They sing, they teabag, and ruin an otherwise fun game. No real player teabags in Halo uless it's deserved.
For example: I no-scope you=short 2-3 hump session
I assassinate you=I walk by and everybody's fine
I hate screamers most of all because of their easily twisted minds they often fill all positions and ruin games for eveyone.


and i'm sorry but this picture is to funny not to put on this post......

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